This is why i love your mom

I've actually stopped peeing altogether, and just watch chick flicks once a week.

My tears have never been saltier :)

OH EXCUSE ME FOR DOING IT WRONG!

My mother once told me that the porn industry was a good way to meet woman.

My mother says...
"You will stay in the closet until you feel comfortable in that dress!"
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Come on, this is simply ridiculous. Not to mention that I hate it when I cry for any sort of reason...good thing I never had to cry since I was 8 and broke my arm.

Actionsick sez:

Renae! get MSN messenger and add me!

My mom said the same thing....

She hit me a lot on long car rides :(

"My mother says that when we deceive for personal gain we make Jesus cry."

I saw that ... that was the newest episode right? with the space poo. lol

WHAT

HUH

theres no logic in that

am i too late?

im not too good in animating and still learning. willing to help in animating.

cheers.

Hey female wanna suck my cock?

whats up female .. that sucky offer is still standing .. I made my cock extra-dirty just for you

if you insist on asking, I dick-poked some chinese left-overs

So female, wanna have sexual intercourse? I mean you're a female on teh interwebz
you are ought to be Dick-Worshiped by thou dicked-creatureth

female :D~~~~~~~~~

kinda makes sense....i guess cuz you'll have less liquid to pee out

WHAT!? A MOTHER? WHAT KIND OF GIRL DO YOU THINK I AM!?!?

ur mother souds like a bitch

Your mother says many things.

I love you!

I always pee xtra to ensure maximum machoness.. Now I have to use eyedrops to be able to blink.. It's sooooo worth it..

Also:
You have a mom.. I will add to my list of things I know about the mysterious Renae.. Let's see.. Female, has a mom, Has.. Some job.. Something with photocopiers.. Or paper.. Jep, that sums in up, soon we will know your true identiti..

^^ Nae also likes to hit on coworkers at the local watering hole.

Genius.

Pee more, it makes you cry less.

my mother says that i should visit some day

why wasn't my i modded?

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With a mother like that I understand why you turned out the way you did.